dearly beloveds I have changed my url after literally 11 years

st-jimmy-im-a-son-of-a-gun -> st-bengerine

fartgallery:

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

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lottiethedottyhottie:

skulandcrossbones:

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sweesbees:

delmondo:

kasaneteto:

delmondo:

mutuals solve this

just did it. when does the challenge begin? xD

fuck it im going home

at least you have a car i need to walk home

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antiqueanimals:

Brontotheres. Animal Ghosts. Edited by Claudia Clow. Illustrated by Walt Disney Productions. 1971.

Internet Archive

bacteria-alex:

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quezify:

quick and easy tips

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moral-autism:

anyway for the record, yes, so-and-so did use girl power when she committed a bunch of murders. it’s called girl power not girl ethics or girl qualms or girl wisdom or whatnot.

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allstarsmash:

sonic gay rights images

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wordfather:

🪤

hey check out this delicious cheese free for the taking

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he’s my OC and i get to choose his slutty little outfits

mumblytron:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

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